No I don't play basketball

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mamalaz:

The Avengers as a Western

Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.

Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.

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trashybooksforladies:

fangirl challenge heartbreaking scenes/moments [3/7]
• orange is the new black, “fool me once”

Poussey: Yo, I been in here two years. And I got four more. Eight months ago, when I was waxing fucking floors in the cafeteria, my moms passed. And I wasn’t there to say the things you supposed to say to your mom before she gone. So I know you ain’t telling me to my face right now that you walked back in this place because freedom was inconvenient for you.
Taystee: It ain’t like that, P. Minimum wage is some kinda joke. I got part time working at Pizza Hut and I still owe the prison $900 in fees I gotta pay back. I ain’t got no place to stay. I was sleeping on the floor of my second cousin’s apartment like a dog. And she still got six people in two rooms. One of the bitches stole my check. I got lice. Everyone I know is poor, in jail, or gone. Don’t nobody ask about how my day went. And I got fucked up in the head, you know? I know how to play it here. Where to be, and what rules to follow. I got a bed. And I got you.

(via bufflehane)

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Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or, time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny legs Magee. I’ll tell you that much.

(Source: starlourd, via mrbenwyatt)